Journey to the Greatest Tradegy that Ever Befell the Atlantic Ocean: The Titanic

You wake up on April 15 to a loud, shrill ring from your telephone. "Hello?" You answer drowsily. "Wake up you lazy bum! The greatest tradegy in the history of the Atlantic ocean has just occured! The Titanic is sinking! Quick, get down to the New York Times and get the story before anyone else does!" Your happy dreams quickly vanish as the news your editor has just given you begins to dawn. Throwing the covers off your body, you hastily get dressed and hail a cab. Ten minutes later, you arrive at the doorstep of the New York Times office.